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Hello guys,

i have come to share with you guys an extremely informative infographic that i found the other day.

(click the picture for an expanded view)

I mean, did anyone else see this coming? Did you guys really expect Russia and Scandinavia to have massive manboobs?

I mean, i didn’t, i was rather surprised when the US only has an average size of a D cup! I mean, where does all of that fast food go? Step it UP, US. Anyways, unless vodka enlarges your manboobs, i don’t know where all that extra fat comes in!


Black Star

Damn, i’m getting into this whole big music vibe thing now, i’m quite disappointed in myself. i thought this was going to be some like place where i can vent or cultivate my writing and gif-using abilities. Obviously my mind has different ideas.

Ok, Black Star, they are awesome, Mos Def and Talib Kweli collaborating over 13 songs, never made another album, they are mushroom cloud laying motherfuckers, they’re superfly TNT, their the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. oh yes, i just used that phrase.

The flow that is contained in these tracks is PLUTONIUM, it’s radioactively explosive.

But especially the single, “Definition”.

you must listen to it, it will blow your mind, there is so much swag contained in the 3:27 minutes of the song.

don’t get me wrong, this isn’t no lil’ wayne shit, this is just mos and talib keeping it real about the world, there is nothing about fucking hoes, or getting money. just good old-school rap.

Here is the album

click the link now.

Beastie Boys

Hey, so the Beastie Boy’s new album is coming out, and i cannot express how excited i am for it.

You see what i did there? i’m not bitching about something for once! hallelujah and praise and all that pomp for me.

Anyways, just to prove how badass they are, they also decided to release a 30 minute video featuring their lead single, Make Some Noise.

and here is the 30 minute music video-cum-movie short

Now, let’s not these cats are beyond acceptable rapping age, the youngest one, is like 44.


These are like the rolling stones of hip hop, they simply dont DIE!

these guys are beyond the word awesome, it’s like you discovering the beauty of youtube, and spontaneously spending 30+ hours looking through videos of lolcats and japanese game shows.

So in conclusion, beastie boys are the pinnacle of quality, and i’m too tired to insert some expressive gifs or images to convey this message.

When my parents come home after grocery shopping.

It’s always very exciting when my parents come back from the supermarket, and i’m like…

I’M GOING TO GET MY FAVORITE FOOD OF ALL TIME, CHESSMEN (by the way, if you don’t know what chessmen are, you can consider yourself an ignorant seal-clubber.)

So the doorbell rings…



don’t tell me this doesn’t happen to you.





Hello dear reader,

I knew that gif above would get your attention.

Unless you live in the far north where yahoo is still the email provider of choice, then you would have undoubtably have had a certain youtube music video sent to you, called “Friday” by Rebecca Black.

Unless you have not, then here it is. Watch it to not only understand fully what i am going to be talking about, but also to fully grasp the depravity of the modern youth.

There are several riveting, interesting phrases in this song:

Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

*Actually myself, i prefer a side of sheep’s testicle served on a bed of diced tiger phallus for my breakfast.

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

*Ah, which seat can i take, life’s hardest decision, i don’t know about you, but i really know what she’s talking about. i couldn’t have put it better myself.

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards

*Hmm, i guess i missed that day of kindergarten when they were teaching us the days of the week, thank you rebecca black, thanks for clearing up to me that saturday is in fact, after friday NOT seal-clubbing day, as i previously thought.

But WAIT, there’s MORE.

Our trusty folks over at the internet have decided to REALLY amp up the lulz created by this video of Charlie Sheen proportions. And what better way to do this than have offensive gifs and memes to poke even more fun?



^ Credits to Deadmau5

What the hell is a ~

Hello dear readers! I have yet again come back from the deep, dark hole that i call my abode to yet again, bring you another installment of my musings.

Anyways, i was just casually looking over facebook, and it may seem that the new hottest bit of punctuation is the “~”.

I was very interested, because i always thought it was just a squiggly, but of course, the inner superhero detective in me prompted me to look it up.

This is what i was confronted with.

I was quite shocked by this, and my facial expression turned into something like this.

The first thought that popped into my head was one involving search engines, the illuminati, and other various conspiracy theories involving the ~. Why don’t search engines show anything for ~?

But of course, my fantasies were for another day. I looked ~ up on wikipedia, the only source of knowledge and life these days, and found that a ~ was some super obscure punctuation mark.

So that was my random adventure of the day.

The proper use and blatant abuse of (y)

(But mostly abuse)

Dear readers,

For those who use iChat or Skype, as i do, you will be able to recognize the symbol at the top, but for those who still live in the far north clubbing seals, this is the command that triggers the “thumbs-up” emoticon. Now, this is all good in a very safe, controlled environment such as the tiny little window of iChat or Skype, however, it only becomes a problem when you take it outside, such as Facebook. This is good, it means that you can successfully indicate your very superficial approval of a friend’s life-changing decision by pressing three keys. In other words, “Cool story bro.”

As everybody knows, Facebook is an orgy of stalkers, stupid trolls, and excessive status tags. (I will cover this topic later) Anyways, when you do this symbol, (y) unlike ❤ where it changes automatically, (y) stays like this.

Now, where is the problem?

The problem is that (y) inherently looks like cleavage.

And if you dare do this (Y) i would feel compelled by the gods of taste and everything sacred to unfriend you on Facebook.

Does no one else see this? I mean, IT’S OBVIOUSLY CLEAVAGE!

Example of a Facebook status:

“Hey look, it’s me, trying to be either to be deep, or to make an inside joke that me and my friends came up with last night.
Why don’t i just bypass all rules insert this lovely pair of breasts here? That will definitely increase the number of “likes” or comments on it.”

No, just, no.

It is COMPLETELY unnecessary to be showing your boobs, or at the very least a vague image of mammery glands on Facebook.